October 23rd, 2010 by admin

When you escort, you job location usually ends up being in a hotel or a private office. Sometimes it’s a nice hotel or office, but after awhile they all begin to look alike. That’s why I always appreciate the clients that take me somewhere new and unusual for their fuck session. Variety is the spice of life, after all, and it’s easier for me to get into the sex if the location itself gives me a bit of a thrill.

1. The Kitchen.

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Sometimes I think interior designers designed the kitchen for optimum fuckery. You have counters that are the perfect height to get fucked over, plenty of insertables nearby, and even refreshment if the client gets winded in the middle of thrusting (hey, it’s happened before). It can be a bit dangerous with the stove and knives and all that, but that just makes it a bit hotter. At least, up to the point where you have a burn on your butt. This big tit brunette doesn’t seem too concerned about that, since she’s getting laid right on top of the electric range.

2. On a bus.

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I have a pretty strong exhibitionist streak in me, although I don’t get to show that often since most guys want to keep the escorting habit on the down low. One time, though, this guy took me on a public transit bus. We went in the back, flipped a jacket over top of us and I started giving him head. By the end of the bus ride I was sitting on his lap, my skirt riding up and my panties pulled off to the side. I’m sure some of the people figured out what was going on but it was hot fucking in front of an audience like that.

3. Right off of a highway.

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Okay, so maybe I’m just a complete slut for public sex, but finding a little side street that runs along a highway is the perfect place for me to fuck. It needs to be set up right, though. You have to be able to see the highway from the road, and more importantly you have to make sure the people on the highway can catch glimpses of the hot action going on behind a guard rail or divider. This saucy college coed has found what I would consider an ideal highway fuck spot. If nothing else, you’re making the highway a scenic route!

4. At a sex / swingers club.

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The one thing that I really like about fucking a guy at a sex orientated public place like this, is how accepting everyone is of the whole escort thing. After all, they’re all in it for the kicks of sex too, so it’s a pretty neat crowd. Plus no one is embarrassed about watching everyone else do their dirty deeds. The other benefit to the sex club crowd is that if my client of the day isn’t a looker, chances are I’ll get some eye candy to keep me wet or even orgasm.

October 20th, 2010 by Leila

Occasionally I get a call from a couple, asking if I offer threesome services. Most of the time, the wife or girlfriend wants to try out a threesome, but she doesn’t want to deal with the drama that almost always comes in having a threesome with someone she knows. These calls are always kind of neat for two reasons. One is that I never get girls on their own calling, and I tend to run a bit bisexual. Two, because it’s always hot offering a girl her first threesome or first girl on girl experience.

Sometimes I come out to fuck both halves of the couple, other times the guy just wants to watch as I work his chick over, and other times the chick wants to watch her man railing the hell out of me. I’ll take the female female male threesome experience in whatever flavor it ends up being.

My favorite types of women are the ones who might not know what they’re doing if they go south on me, but they’re willing to combat ignorance with enthusiasm. I don’t have actual orgasms too often in my line of work, but a passionate girl is going to do it for me every time. As far as physical types, I’m a sucker for big knockers. I love having a generous pair of tits to grab onto that are not my own, and it’s even better if they’re swinging from a curvier girl.

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This blond and brunette pair certainly match what I’m looking for in the ladies that call me up, although like guys I’ll take anyone who can pony up the cash. When they look like these chicks, though, I know I’m going to have a good time. Of course sometimes things go horribly wrong, especially if the wife wasn’t expecting the husband to slam his dick into me. Sometimes I’m tighter, sometimes I’m hotter, sometimes I’m just more willing to give in bed – and the chick goes crazy and just snaps. The entertainment value of the arguments, especially when we’re all naked, is way better than the sex at times.

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The runner-up to the big tit babe is the onion booty goddess. I haven’t found one white chick that could show me a proper onion booty, but those delicious ebony ladies? Oh yes, please! Every interracial threesome that I’ve found myself in has always been an excellent time, especially if she’s with a big dick black man. I might leave sore, but I get to leave after spanking an onion booty and taking a dick that impresses even me. The threesome in this video features not one, but two onion booty babes who know their way around a dick.

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Sometimes I get hired for some roleplaying. I can pull off the naughty college babysitter look pretty well, so the couples work on seducing “the naive, innocent girl” before fucking me together. This particular roleplaying scenario always gets me going, especially if I get to pull on a super tight blouse and short as hell skirt to really get into the role.

October 18th, 2010 by admin

It’s all in a day’s work when a client asks me to do something completely over the top. In fact, sometimes I feel weird if I’m doing something on the normal spectrum of sexuality. Today I got to thinking about insertions. If I’m alone, horny, and not scheduled to meet anyone that day I really like pulling out my favorite glass dildo and enjoying myself. If you want a hot mental image of that to get you through your day, take a look at this video:

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My technique is a bit different from this delicious masturbating amateur, but she certainly shares the same taste in toys as I do. I especially like the look she gets on her face when she knows she’s about to have a toe curling, body shaking orgasm, but she tries to hold it off to prolong her pleasure. Hot hot hot!

While I personally enjoy some low key self-stimulation, it’s not surprising that some of the guys I meet up with have some very specific and rather pussy harrowing ideas on what should go in my vagina. Thankfully kegels saves the day for me after these insertions, that and scheduling the small dick dudes the day after!

3. Vegetables….in the ass. I had actually showed up expecting a low-key, girlfriend experience kind of encounter. At least, that’s what the guy said he wanted when I set up the meeting with him. Apparently my ass just screams “put a salad in me” because this guy got an instant boner and ran for his fridge. It was pretty fucking bizarre until I saw him coming out with the veggies. Of course then he pops the thickest cucumber I’ve ever seen in my ass to get me started. It reminded me of this video I saw, featuring an amateur housewife named Wendy.

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Wendy had the same anal vegetable treatment that I did, although it looks like this adventurous wife was expecting it. She offers up her ass to sample the vegetable platter that this guy has handy for her.

2. Popsicles. Now I know you’re sitting there thinking, “Oh that sounds pretty common, why’s that on the list?” Well let me sit here and tell you exactly why it’s on the list. Have you ever sat there and put ice cubes on your balls for a fun time? No? Well imagine that ice cube going up inside of you! I do enjoy some temperature play from time to time, hell I do it with my glass dildo when I get a chance. But half the time I worry about getting pussy frostbite before the guy is done with me.

Of course you hear me complaining about it, but it looks like that exhibitionist Wendy is at it again. She’s popsicling herself, letting her pussy warm up the treat and getting a wet and sugary trail all over her fuckhole. She certainly seems to be enjoying herself, so maybe I need to build up my pussy’s cold tolerance to see if I can enjoy it the next time a client comes after me with a fistful of freeze pops.

1. Fucking machine. Many of the guys I meet with could be considered rich, but these guys generally don’t have a lot of special sex equipment sitting around. That makes it way harder to hide their clandestine activities from their wives. One guy, however, couldn’t give a fuck less about what his gold digger found out. He had a full setup, I’m talking total sex dungeon with everything you could ever want, including the one thing that my over-sexed self never got to try before – a fucking machine. I swear, he had an honest to god fucking machine setup and I got drawn to it like a moth to fire. I found a video that shows the exact model of machine I ended up using, since it wasn’t a Sybian or one I knew the name to.

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Micah Moore underwent the same treatment that I did, with a sex machine that just doesn’t quit. It more than made up for all the two pump chumps that I’ve fucked over the years, whether for business or my personal life. I really wanted to take that fucking machine home, but alas, I’m left with just the hot memories.

September 30th, 2010 by admin

In my business, other people’s interests tend to, how shall we say this, take precedence over my own. Over the past few years I’ve been in many a compromising position, almost all of which have been intentional, only some of which have been super-freaky-awkward. Here are a handful of the lesser desired adventures from nights gone past.

1) A guy dressed as a priest had me dress as a nun

not unlike this scene (but there was only one of me):

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Which, while it may seem a little over the top, I didn’t really mind, because I was raised by Catholic Nuns (okay well I went to an all-girls boarding school run by Sisters), and lo-and-behold, now I’m atheist. The guy was pretty normal otherwise, and I don’t think he had any more problems than your average Catholic Priest (ah actually, I’m guessing he had WAY LESS problems than SOME Catholic Priests), so it didn’t turn into anything too weird situation wise. Honestly it’s more about the attitude of the guy than anything else that sets the real background tone of the encounter.

2) I was paid a hell of a lot to fuck 15 guys for a bachelor party

At a cabin in the woods. Again, visuals help illustrate, imagine:

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This one I was wary of. It was actually myself and one other girl, and a male escort from the agency (no not a male escort escort, a big fucking muscled guy who knew karate, that was OUR escort) because it wasn’t a repeat customer and we didn’t know them well. I had met the main organizing guys (three of them) though, and they were actually fucking hot, so I think that tipped the scales in their favour when I heard about the extreme night out, as it were.

3) I popped a young man’s proverbial cherry:

You don’t need a visual here! (alright imagine the poor helpless, hapless teen virgin, up to you). Sufficed to say the lad was of-age, but woefully unexperienced. It was his father (or step-dad, not sure I remember them looking alike) who arranged the whole thing, though thankfully left for the durration (wouldn’t it be fucking amazingly awkward to have your dad in the next motel room or something KNOWING you’re losing your virginity RIGHT THIS SECOND? jaysus, no thanks).

4) I went down on a guy’s girlfriend just so he could watch

FROM THE CLOSET!! He didn’t (or wasn’t allowed!!) fuck me, kinda like this voyeur scene, but with me really going at a girl:

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I guess he wanted that voyeur feel, but his girl wouldn’t let him fuck anyone else, and he didn’t want her to fuck a guy, or anyone he knew. That was the impression I got anyway. It was just weird being watched by someone when you knew they wanted to you pretend you didn’t know that they know that you… ah forget it. It was kinda hot.

5) I had to wear camel-toe revealing panties and a skirt

and flash my date in public over the course of the evening. You know what camel toe is right?:

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This one I wasn’t too sure about – I’m no exhibitionist, I’ll do whatever, but keep my butt in a private parking spot yeah? So I was reluctant, but it was cool, he let me like, hide behind a tree or duck into an alley or something before each flash, I wasn’t in the middle of a St-Hubert’s restaurant dropping trou or anything.

So that’s about it – I think as an escort I’ve gotten off light, in that each time things started to approach weird, at least the guys paying weren’t creeps. Yaaay cool Jons! Keepin life interesting and keepin me from gettin strangled on the job!